Thursday, August 13, 2009

You do that at home

There are a multitude of activities that are intended to be performed in the privacy of your own home, and get more interesting if done just about anywhere else. After all, when was the last time that you made a big deal out of taking a shower? But do that same activity away from your own bathroom, and it can become more fascinating. And we're thinking about places like the swimming pool, where modesty still reigns. There are also activities that should really be kept to your own abode, because doing them anywhere else just starts getting weird.

Things like trimming your pubic hair, for example.

A Connecticut man did just that after breaking into a woman's home. Even worse, he left behind some leftovers to be remembered by. But don't worry, there's a happy ending. The man later returned to the home and admitted his act to the woman who lived there. Because an apology totally makes up for a random stranger grooming themselves below the belt in your home.

We just can't imagine why the man would have done such a thing. Sure, there are some criminals that want to leave a calling card, so that the press can come up with a clever nickname. But "Pubic Bandit" just doesn't have a good ring to it. Neither does "The Short and Curly Crook". As for returning to the scene of the deed, was it really out of remorse, or was it out of a misguided attempt to try and impress the resident.

That only works on Paris Hilton.

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