Thursday, August 14, 2008

Ink me

Plenty of people walk around with assumed names. Sometimes, it's because they're a part of some mafia hit, and they want to keep a low profile. Sometimes, they just think that having a different name makes them a little cooler. And, every once in a while, it's a Hollywood type, signing into a place to stay. But trust us. There really aren't that many people named Reginald Rumgargler out there, and those that are probably can't afford to stay in the nice places.

Of course, another reason to give a false name would be when you're trying to evade capture by the police. Probably not a bad way to go about things, if you're the type of person to actually need to escape from the long arm of the law. But here's a tip, folks.

Don't give a false name if you have a tattoo with your real name.

Especially if that tattoo is on your head.

Seriously. That's like the old rules about getting the name of a lover tattooed on your arm. Unless you happen to be luckier than a leprechaun who sprouts clovers from their toes, things are going to go badly.

Besides, everyone knows that the names go across the back. In large gothic letters.

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